I do not condone lying but if you are going to do it, you'd better do it so damn well that nobody can figure out you lied to start with!
If you are going to share posts on Facebook about how for example you are cutting the negative people out of your life, blah, blah,blah, shouldn't you make sure you are not that exact same person in someone else's life already? Can someone say HYPOCRITE!
Quit trying to convince me that just because you got a 'great deal' on a particular item of clothing that it is so wonderful. I do not care if it cost you $80 or $800, it is still as ugly as F**K!
Just because it is minus 30 degrees Celsius outside does not mean you need to drive 30 km/hr in a 50 km/hr zone.
If I call you and you answer the phone only to ask me if you can call me back because you cannot talk right now, why answer the phone to start with?
Why is it hard to throw garbage in the garbage can? Does everyone in my household besides myself encounter some kind of force field??
Geese, fly to where it is warmer for crying out loud. You look ridiculous huddled in Legacy Park in 3 feet of snow!
Are my knees supposed to sound like rustling grocery bags when I get up and down off the ground when working out?
Apparently when I order items online it is a crapshoot. I either get my money back and no product to speak of, or I get two of the same items delivered at the same time!